Posted Monday April 11
Today, the I’s have it!
Today, the I’s have it!
Insouciance adj. The quality of being carefree; a lack of concern.
Impavid adj. Fearless, undaunted
Inficete adj. Humourless, unfunny, deadly serious
Ichthyoasanthotoxism n. poisoning from the sting or bite of a fish
Ichthyoasanthotoxism n. poisoning from the sting or bite of a fish
I was running, jumping skipping. Flowers to my left, a babbling brook to my right. I saw a frog, I’m certain it smiled. A blackbird sang me a merry tune whilst the smiling sun played hide and seek amid fluffy white clouds. I chased a butterfly; I twitched my nose at a rabbit. I blew a kiss to a fairy (only joking, actually I waved). I was in blissful insouciance.
I ventured upon a chasm. My impavid nature dared me to leap across. Arms and legs stretched I took off like an eagle. Unfortunately, I misjudged it. Okay, so it wasn't a real chasm, it was a fox's hole and my right foot shot down it causing a startled fox to pop out of another hole a few yards away. Despite being in agony I managed to muster a smile in its direction, but the inficete creature just frowned at me.
I limped to the pub to drown my sorrows. It could have been worse. Just supposed I'd fallen in the brook and suffered ichthyoasanthotoxism? I was on my fifth pint (and third whisky) when the pompous looking man in the painting over the fireplace stuck his tongue out at me. Some people are so rude.
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Thanks for the grin,
ReplyDeleteElizabeth
Pleased to have tickled you Elizabeth!
DeleteFifth pint and third whiskey and he could still see someone sticking out their tongue at him? I think I would have passed out before then!
ReplyDeletebetty
I suspect his mind was playing games with him Betty!
DeleteThis one brought a smile on my face....ah I could imagine the scenes unfolding ;)
ReplyDeleteThoughts...Sushree
Thanks Sushree
DeleteVery cleaver... lol! Very Nice Post... but you know that, that's why you posted it! Right!
ReplyDeleteWelcome in the letter "I"... thank you!
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DeleteHow cute is that
ReplyDeleteI love your stories on ever letter.
You say the nicest things!
Deletemen in the paintings have no respect for decent folks, great post
ReplyDeleteI quite agree!
DeleteEven you don't know your limits the man in the painting does.
ReplyDeleteSo true OE, so true!
DeleteThat was fun. Although, sounds like this person needs to be cut off if paintings are making faces.
ReplyDelete~Ninja Minion Patricia Lynne aka Patricia Josephine~
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Not a nice thing to happen!Thanks Patricia
DeleteThat guy had quite an adventure! I always read your word list and wonder how you're going to fit them all into a few short paragraphs.
ReplyDeleteIt's not getting any easier - I'm beginning to wonder why I did it!
DeleteOh dear, life isn't fair :-)
ReplyDeleteTell me about it Bee!
DeleteI'm suspecting that he might have started imbibing or at least indulging in some substance before he even began this adventure... it was a fun read!
ReplyDeleteJosie Two Shoes
from Josie's Journal
I didn't like to mention that! Cheers Josie!
DeleteToo cute! I really enjoyed the imagery. Do you take requests for words? I adore the word mellifluous, which seems to really suit it's meaning. ~grin~ I look forward to reading tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteAwakening Dreams and Conquering Nightmares with a Pen
Take care!
Now that is one word I certainly can use! Thanks Darla
DeleteYou're sweet. I am awed by your skill with incorporating these amazing words.
DeleteAwakening Dreams and Conquering Nightmares with a Pen
I hope you are having a lovely day!
Nice one - and what a challenge to get those words into a tiny story! Well done. :)
ReplyDeleteSusan A Eames from
Travel, Fiction and Photos
I used my literary shoe horn Susan!
DeleteHe must be very buzzed to imagine that a character in a painting is mocking him, haha!
ReplyDeleteI hope his foot will be okay.
At least no one has suggested I was buzzed when I wrote it!
DeletePerhaps he thought he was in a Harry Potter movie, all those animated drawings. Great fun!
ReplyDeleteThat could explain a lot! Thanks R.
DeleteVery nice!
ReplyDeleteJemima Pett
Thank you so much Jemima
Deletedang- only having had 4 pints- I am not ready for Ichthyoasanthotoxism !~
ReplyDeleteNice one Kathe!
DeleteGreat flash fiction :-) He was already delusional long before the alcohol - didn't he think a foxhole was a chasm?
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