Published Tuesday 12 April
Today's obscure words:-
Jongleur n. A medieval troubadour, wandering entertainer
Jocoserious adj. Both funny and serious
Jaculation (behave!) n. Hurling or darting, as of knives and spears
It is May Day 1497. The cobbled square is filled with merrymakers. Here a band of wandering minstrels, plucking citterns, crashing cymbals and blowing crumhorns. There a juggler. Six costumed mummers amuse a group of onlookers with a pantomime. A gasping crowd surrounds a blindfolded fellow as he jaculates pointed knives toward a fair maiden shackled to a wooden wall. Jocoserious jonglers abound. Acrobats, soothsayers, conjurers.
A handsome lad sidles up to a pretty lass. She a vision of loveliness in a gown of pastel jaconet. She lifts a sparkling mask to her eyes as her cheeks blossom. He bows deeply, she curtseys.
“Hail beauteous dame, well met. How art thee this fine day”
“I am in valorous health kind sir”
“P'rchance shall thee consume fine foods with me?”
“ T'wouldst be'est mine own pleasure kind sir”
“Then taketh mine own hand. We shall share together a Big Mac and fr.....”
“CUT! Joey, for the last time, you are taking her to de’Montfault’s, not bloody McDonald's! TAKE TWENTY THREE”
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Learned new words today. Thanks for helping my vocab grow. :)
ReplyDeleteInteresting read.
Every little helps! Thanks Lux G
DeleteOnly one problem: "JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!" But since this was so much fun, I can forgive that minor nitpick. And I'll admit I probably know way more about "Friends" than I should admit to...
ReplyDeleteBoldly Going Through the Alphabet!
@shanjeniah
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I did think about that, but in this situation Joey was acting (sort of!) I too am a Friends addict - I know my favourite episodes word for word! How sad is that?
DeleteMcDonald's might be the better deal here, who knows how food was in 1497 :)
ReplyDeletebetty
You could be right betty!
Deletemy sympathies are with the director? nice imaginative befitting the words that you selected
ReplyDeleteThanks so much
DeleteJoey, I'm with you, but for me, I'm thinking huge glass of red wine ... Cut!
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Rosa Temple writes...
Now you are talking. Cheers! (whoops, wrong show!)
DeleteI love it!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much Miriam
DeleteDidn't see that coming. let's hope take 24 goes well.
ReplyDeleteKnowing Joey probably not!
DeleteSweeT!! Personally, I would have opted for KF...??? Whaaaa?? Really enjoyed my first visit. Thanks for coming over to OMBH. ;-)
ReplyDeleteAJ at Ouch My Back Hurts
Great to meet you! So glad you liked it.
DeleteWe like anything J - am torn between a favourite - but maybe Jocoserious fits the bill!
ReplyDeleteI think Jocoserious pretty well sums up a couple of people we both know!
DeleteHa ha - great story and I didn't foresee the twist, forsooth!
ReplyDeleteSusan A Eames from
Travel, Fiction and Photos
Nor did Joey Susan!
DeleteThis had me laughing out loud! Loved it.
ReplyDeleteMy mission accomplished! Thanks so much.
DeleteLOL! I love the ending. That was funny.
ReplyDelete~Ninja Minion Patricia Lynne aka Patricia Josephine~
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So glad you likes it Patricia
DeleteInteresting words today. I wish I could remember them besides the Jugglers ;-)
ReplyDeleteWhat were they again? Even I've forgotten!
DeleteROFL, here I am reading along and falling nicely into the mood of this scenario, and then I am jolted to discover it is but a play. Well done, well played! I hope the fair maiden sends him packing and on his way for offering her such miserable fare!!! :-)
ReplyDeleteJosie Two Shoes
from Josie's Journal
If Joey was trying to make an impression on the actress then he got it wrong methinks!
Delete~snicker~
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I hope you are having a lovely day!
I am indeed, thank you Darla
DeleteLove the ending!!
ReplyDeleteG. R. McNeese from
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Thanks so much for dropping by.
Deleteexcellent! so fun!
ReplyDeleteThank you Kathe
DeleteLOL. Great twist :-)
ReplyDeleteMethinks the guy is in trouble. Maybe he's hungry after 22 takes and imagines a Big Mac but I'd say that some Gelyne in Brothe and Dariolles would do the trick as well. :D Loved this and learnt some new words too. I have to read the rest as soon as I have some time.
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