This week one of the prompts on Matinee Muse is 'the spy in me'.
I could listen in to people’s phone calls and intercept their mail. I could make phone calls with a handkerchief over the mouthpiece, and put on foreign accents. I’d have a little camera in my collar and a tape recorder in my hat!
Wouldn’t it be great to hide in wardrobes and under beds; see what people are getting up to and listen to secret conversations?
I can see myself disguised as a cleaner and searching through filing cabinets in closed offices. I’d take photos of secret documents and take down numbers and addresses.
One day I’d pretend to be a chauffeur and another butler. I might even dress as a woman!
.But it’s never going to happen. It’s fun to imagine though. I guess there’s always been something of the spy in me!