Post 1645. December 5
A cat wandered into my apartment the other day, and no matter how often I sent it away it kept coming back. And yesterday it leaped into my car with me! Don’t laugh, it’s not funny. I mean, why on earth did it choose me? If cats are so clever, how come it doesn’t know I have a deep dislike of like them? Dogs, masters, cats, servants and all that.
My friends think it’s hilarious. Let it sit on your lap they say. No, I say. Take it for a walk on a lead they say. No, I say, I’d feel a right clot!
It asked for some milk the other day. I didn’t have any so I gave it a bowl of yogurt instead. It lapped it up then went hyper! Jumping, climbing the walls, somersaulting! Ok, that last part’s pure fiction, but it did send it a bit do-lally! I’ll try giving it that cream liqueur stuff next! Baileys, that’s it.
Anyway, it looks like I'm stuck with it so meeow for now!
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Sounds like he'll have fun in the end and become a cat lover after all.ReplyDelete
No chance of that Iain! CheersDelete
They're devious, these cats are. They'll make their way into your heart before you know it, so beware!ReplyDelete
Now you have me worried!Delete
Cats know whom they want to own, you might as well give in. And do not give it alcohol, please!ReplyDelete
My dog liked beer so I thought the cat would enjoy a little tipple! Cheers mimi.Delete
:-) Wondering how it will act once it is full of the Bailey's stuff.ReplyDelete
It could be very amusing. On the other hand...!Delete
Aw, don't get the cat drunk. That's a terrible thing to do to an animal. Now be a good person and Google "How to take care of a cat," or better yet, call the local vet's office and schedule an appointment for a kitty check up.ReplyDelete
errr...this is fiction I promise you James!!! The chance of me giving a cat a home is remote to say the least and I certainly wouldn't waste my precious Baileys on it!yDelete
I think the kitten has adopted her whether she likes it or not! LOL! Cute story!ReplyDelete
It's looking a bit that way PJ!Delete
Thats super cool and eager to know what happened after bailey'sReplyDelete
You don't want to know!!! Cheers AkshataDelete
Good one Keith, I think the cat now owns you.ReplyDelete
No no no! Please don't say that!Delete
This one is not gonna leave you if you treat it with creme liqueur, next time Keith!ReplyDelete
Haha! I'll heed your advice Anagha.Delete
Lol. Cats are clever. Meow knew that you were yearning to dedicate your life to someone ;-)ReplyDelete
I think Meow came to wrong conclusion Sheena!Delete
Haha! That's the way to have fun with a cat. See what it'll eat. Though, I don't think I'd waste perfectly good Bailey's on a cat. ;)ReplyDelete