Tuesday, December 05, 2017

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Post 1645. December 5




A cat wandered into my apartment the other day, and no matter how often I sent it away it kept coming back. And yesterday it leaped into my car with me! Don’t laugh, it’s not funny. I mean, why on earth did it choose me? If cats are so clever, how come it doesn’t know I have a deep dislike of like them? Dogs, masters, cats, servants and all that.

My friends think it’s hilarious. Let it sit on your lap they say. No, I say. Take it for a walk on a lead they say. No, I say, I’d feel a right clot!

It asked for some milk the other day. I didn’t have any so I gave it a bowl of yogurt instead. It lapped it up then went hyper! Jumping, climbing the walls, somersaulting! Ok, that last part’s pure fiction, but it did send it a bit do-lally! I’ll try giving it that cream liqueur stuff next! Baileys, that’s it.

Anyway, it looks like I'm stuck with it so meeow for now!



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21 comments:

  1. Sounds like he'll have fun in the end and become a cat lover after all.

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  2. They're devious, these cats are. They'll make their way into your heart before you know it, so beware!

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  3. Cats know whom they want to own, you might as well give in. And do not give it alcohol, please!

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    1. My dog liked beer so I thought the cat would enjoy a little tipple! Cheers mimi.

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  4. :-) Wondering how it will act once it is full of the Bailey's stuff.

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    1. It could be very amusing. On the other hand...!

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  5. Aw, don't get the cat drunk. That's a terrible thing to do to an animal. Now be a good person and Google "How to take care of a cat," or better yet, call the local vet's office and schedule an appointment for a kitty check up.

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    1. errr...this is fiction I promise you James!!! The chance of me giving a cat a home is remote to say the least and I certainly wouldn't waste my precious Baileys on it!y

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  6. I think the kitten has adopted her whether she likes it or not! LOL! Cute story!

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  7. Thats super cool and eager to know what happened after bailey's

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    1. You don't want to know!!! Cheers Akshata

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  8. Good one Keith, I think the cat now owns you.

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  9. This one is not gonna leave you if you treat it with creme liqueur, next time Keith!
    Crispy tale!

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  10. Lol. Cats are clever. Meow knew that you were yearning to dedicate your life to someone ;-)

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    1. I think Meow came to wrong conclusion Sheena!

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  11. Haha! That's the way to have fun with a cat. See what it'll eat. Though, I don't think I'd waste perfectly good Bailey's on a cat. ;)

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