Posted Friday December 9 2016
It's so boring sitting here day in day out with just my binoculars for company. No, I’m not a nosey parker, I’m a coastguard! Look, up here waving to you. Hi!
Nothing much happens. Ships that pass in the day (I don’t do nights) I like bird spotting. Sometimes gulls sit outside and stare at me. Boo! That scared him.
What’s the time? Yawn. Three hours til beer-o-clock. Yawwwwwn....
Oh look...there’s a mermaid. Don’t laugh, there really is. Right there, see? Topless too! I say, what a gorgeous tail! Which reminds me, fish pie for supper tonight.
Sretttch.... ooooh! I think I just dozed off. Hope I didn’t miss anything. It's getting dark. Almost time to go...
Written for Friday Fictioneers. Thanks to Rochelle for hosting and Lucy Fridkin for the photo