Thank you Al Forbes for the picture, and Rochelle for hosting.
‘I say Hector, what a splendid beast’
‘It certainly is Arthur. The latest thing, motor cars. One day everybody will own one’
Hector swung the starting handle round and round until the engine spluttered into life. Arthur disappeared in a cloud of black exhaust. He staggered backwards coughing and gasping for breath. He wiped his streaming eyes and took on the look of a startled panda.
‘I certainly hope not Hector. The countryside will disappear under all this filthy smoke’.
Let me read it to you!
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LOL, I love Farmer Ned! What a funny story.
ReplyDeleteI love him too! Thanks Lore
DeleteI love these characters. I got a good chuckle reading this piece!
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Thanks Illsa
DeleteThis was great! I especially loved hearing you read your story... Wonderful.
ReplyDeleteI loved reciting it too! Thanks Dale
DeleteAlas farmer Ned might laugh today... tomorrow the gasoline beasts will conquer the earth... maybe we would have been better of today it had failed...
ReplyDeleteThere would have been an awful lot of horse poo on the ground though!
DeleteHeard you telling the story! Very funny... esp. this'pile of steaming excrement' :D
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked it Naqvee
DeleteYou set the scene beautifully with "I say Hector". Good one, Keith.
ReplyDeleteThanks so much Sandra
DeleteAmusing tale, Keith
ReplyDeleteI'm glad it amused you kind sir!
DeleteDear Keith,
ReplyDeleteVisually smelly piece. Quite entertaining.
Shalom,
Rochelle
Sorry, I couldn't do anything about the smell!
DeleteLoved listening to you read aloud. Married to a farmer... I get this.
ReplyDeleteYou're not Ruth from The Archers are you?
DeleteVery cheeky *grin*
ReplyDeleteThe best sort! Thanks Shadow
Deleteheard you reading the story, i liked it
ReplyDeleteI'm pleased! I may just do it again.
DeleteWell, Ned's showed them what he thinks of this newfangled device. Quite prophetic words there from Arthur!
ReplyDeleteNo fool, our Arthur!
DeleteVery funny! Too bad mankind has not learned how to pass through the industrialization phase without creating a subsequent environmental crisis.
ReplyDeleteSo true. Thanks Jan.
Delete*giggle* not much changed then ;-)
ReplyDeleteIt certainly hasn't! Thanks Bee
DeleteBurnt fuel stinks, for cars and horses alike. What doesn't stink is this story. Great fun. -- gahlearner
ReplyDeleteThat's a relief!Thanks.
Deletei guess that's how a luddite would do it. but for how long. :)
ReplyDeleteIndeed! Thanks plaridel.
DeleteHaha, good one!
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked it Dawn
DeleteOh my, farmer ned had a horse that knew exactly what he was thinking.
ReplyDeleteSadly, no amount of poop was going to stop the development of vehicles.
Ahhhh ... progress !!! Fun story ...
Isadora 😎
A horse that saw a bleak future! Thanks Isadora
DeleteSo you've visited where i live then... ;)
ReplyDeleteHave I now? Your location has long been a source of intrigue to me!
DeleteAnd Farmer Ned's horse said just about all that needed to be said. Very good - I love your characters, and listening to you read the story brought them to life most entertainingly.
ReplyDeleteAnd Farmer Ned's horse said just about all that needed to be said. Very good - I love your characters, and listening to you read the story brought them to life most entertainingly.
ReplyDeleteEnjoyable story, Keith. Thanks for the vocal addition. That was great. Well done. :D --- Suzanne
ReplyDeleteAstounding use of imagery! Well done!
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