Sunday, November 01, 2015

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ROSEY WAS DISTRESSED


photo by Elaine Usdin
hosted by Tess Kincaid








My friend Rosey often gets teased about her fashion sense. So has decided to tweak her image a tad. She wants more street cred she told me.

Part of the revised look is to start wearing jeans instead of her customary baggy skirts. Can you believe she’s never owned a pair? ‘A bit common’ she often says.

Anyway, I bumped into her yesterday –literally.  She stepped right in front of me, and several other shoppers as she weaved her way through the mall.  She told me she was taking a pair of jeans back to Marks and Sparks for a refund because they (quote) had holes in them. She sat me down on a bench and pulled them from the carrier bag.

‘Rosey I said, they are distressed jeans, they are meant to.....’

They are distressed?’ she interrupted ‘What about me?’

I said ‘You poor little pudding, I guess it was embarrassing enough having to buy them, but taking them back – you must be mortified

‘It’s not that bad’ she said.  ‘I haven’t exactly died, been put on a marble slab and bunged in a fridge-freezer. Duh!
‘No Rosey’ I chuckled. ‘Mortified as in ....oh never mind’  

I received one of those clever looks that somehow make me feel like I'm the stupid one!

With that she raised her hand to give me a cool high five, completely missed my palm and almost poked me in the eye. Then off she went! 



(Rosey now has her a blog of her own. It's called Rosey Pinkerton and it's RIGHT HERE!)


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11 comments:

  1. Ha, I would much prefer Rosey wear jeans than her baggy skirts!

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  2. Hilarious-= Poor Rosey! I feel the same way about distressed jeans! Cheers!

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  3. this is funny and when i saw the prompt on another post could not think of anything at all except throw the dress down the rabbit hole. she needs to keep those jeans....

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  4. Fashion can be very difficult to understand at times depending...lol!

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  6. Rosey's misadventures are a hoot. Nothing like stepping out of mainstream and being what you are.

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  7. Ah.. yes it seems that Rosey should stick to her skirts.. messing with jeans sound to much work..

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  8. Marks and Sparks...giggle...I just heard that the other day for the first time...

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  9. I like Rosey quirky sense of humour.

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