I just missed my mouth with a fork full of food and nearly stuck it in my eye.
ooooooo – wooooo – here we go again.
Oh ****, that’s my glass of wine gone.
oooooo –wooooo – I’m feeling a little queeeeezeeee...
Run for the railing. Quick.
Three steps forward, two steps back, one step forward.....splat!
Too late. Sorry ladies. How embarrassing.
oooooo – wooooo - never again.