For this week's Magpie Tales
Honestly, look at the mess. You cherubs will be the death of me – or someone else if they trip on those toys you've abandoned everywhere. I mean, dying once is bad enough, but falling down the steps and doing it again is just not fair.
They've made it all the way along the road to heaven which was paved with good intentions only to stumble on the stairway to heaven which is littered with plastic frogs and action men.