Thursday, November 16, 2017

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Post 1637. Thursday November 16



I quite enjoy being a statue, it’s great being able to watch people without them asking what I’m staring at.

Oh-oh, here come another lot, time to put on my stony-faced expression again...pardon the pun!

It was funny the other day, a bloke said to his wife ‘I wish you had a pair like that’ and he got a slap around the face!

Here come twenty old folk with the tour guide; “How interesting, goodness me, I say, well I never, that’s fascinating, isn’t she beautiful Doris?"

Wow, just look at him... try stroking my marble young man ...oooh, you cheeky boy!

Oh good, the lights are going out and it’s time to join One Tit Tina and Noseless Nick for our nightly chat, and Headless Harry too – no doubt he’ll be talking out of his ass as usual.






This week's cue word at Six Sentence Stories is Marble.

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16 comments:

  1. Ah, what the statues could tell us if we only understood.

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    1. ...an awful lot I'm sure! Thanks mimi.

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  2. lol*
    just as long as they stay away from the private Rodin exhibit

    *the most succinct of compliments

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    1. I'm honoured to have received your compliment. I would like to thank my......

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  3. Nice story, Keith. Just keep the weeping angels away.

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    1. They would spoil the party! Cheers Denise.

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  4. Ah, the secret life of statues. Fun.

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  5. You just brought these statues to life in a way I never considered. A piece of very creative writing.

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  6. That was a good take. Loved the last sentence. Just think what goes in in those art museums after hours.

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    1. I'm sure we would be surprised! Thanks ted.

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  7. It felt like you moved from statues to mannequins. Brilliant portrayal of the statue's thoughts!

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    1. Marble to plastic, but I'm sure they have the same thoughts! Cheers Reena

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