Friday Fictioneers
Last night my girlfriend bathed in champagne bath oil. She climbed out all pink and shiny and I couldn't resist giving her hot little body a squeeze, but she went pop, shot from my arms and hit the ceiling!
I fancy bathing in red wine; a cheeky little Claret with a hint of blackcurrant although it would be more like marinating and I’d probably emerge looking like an enormous beetroot. Perhaps a well-crafted beer would more sensible.
For now, I’ll make do with a squirt of citrus washing-up liquid, and pretend it’s gin and lime!
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What immense fun!
ReplyDeleteI've written so many deep and dark stories lately that I though it time for a bit of fun! Thanks Neil
DeleteOr coconut milk for a sublime pina colada effect :)
ReplyDeleteI'll try that this evening! Cheers!
DeleteSoda is as good as champagne, for a bath :)
ReplyDelete!'ll take your word for that Reena!
DeleteAn interesting insight into life round at Keith's house! Great fun.
ReplyDeleteOh mate, you've no idea!!! Cheers.
DeleteDear Keith,
ReplyDeletePerhaps a little more champagne and a little less bath oil would've prevented her from hitting the ceiling. ;) Cute story.
Cheers and shalom,
Rochelle
https://rochellewisoff.com/2017/08/16/18-august-2017/
I'll bear that in mind Rochelle! Cheers!
DeleteGreat fun. Get a patent on this ...... you never know.
ReplyDeleteNow there's an idea!
DeleteNice! Made me grin.
ReplyDelete...just as I'd hoped! Thanks Darla
DeleteHaha! That was fun. I would advise you to go easy on the citrus liquid.
ReplyDeleteYou are probably right Varad! Cheers
DeleteShe's a slippery customer alright! Very sweetly funny. A great read Keith
ReplyDeleteTell me about it! Glad you enjoyed it Lynn
DeleteGreat, fun story ! 🙂
ReplyDeleteSo pleased you liked it moon. Thanks.
DeleteNice lighthearted story -- and yeah, maybe *pretending* it's gin is better than really trying any of those other options!
ReplyDeleteI quite agree! Thanks Joy
DeleteI'm afraid you squeezed too tight for the situation.
ReplyDeleteThe story of my life! Cheers
DeleteYou popped her cork :)
ReplyDeleteYou bet I did! Thanks L:inda
DeleteFun indeed, Keith! Yeah... I would skip the red wine myself. Bad enough when the teeth get all gross, imagine the body? ;-)
ReplyDeleteI think I may follow your advice Dale!
DeleteI'll have what she had. I want to pop through the ceiling and off into space. be the first woman to land on the moon! Well done, Keithxx Rowena
ReplyDeleteWhen you get there give me a wave Rowena!
DeleteDon't bath in Guinness, unless you want a lot of noisy company :)
ReplyDeleteA touch of the Irish! Cheers Jane
Delete"...she went pop, shot from my arms and hit the ceiling!" What a hoot! So cute.
ReplyDeleteShe wasn't quite as impressed! Thanks Calen
DeleteI think champagne would be great... pop me one more.
ReplyDeletePOP! That do you?
Deletehehe, I'm not sure which I need more, a drink or a shower after that one ;-)
ReplyDeleteBoth perhaps? Thanks Karen
DeleteFun and clever!
ReplyDeleteDelighted to have ammused you Sarah
DeletePut the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning.
ReplyDelete.....I said doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take to relieve this belly ache?
DeleteI guess the Claret would make it fun draining the bath :-)
ReplyDeleteShame to flush it down the drain!
DeleteSo much fun! Love this take on the prompt - bubbles ahoy!
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked it Bettina - enjoyed yours very much too.
DeleteHahaha! Fun reading this.
ReplyDeleteThanks so much. Cheers!
DeleteDelightful little story, fun to read. I remembered Cleopatra bathing in ass's milk to improve her complexion.
ReplyDeleteSo she did - I'd quite forgotten that. I still prefer claret thought!
DeleteThats a great take on the prompt, Keith...Those last lines had me laughing!
ReplyDeleteNice ofyou to say so Esha, delighted to have ammused you!
DeleteA fun and enjoyable read - thanks :)
ReplyDeleteI'm pleased you enjoyed it Dahlia
DeleteHi Keith - yes for now I'll forever someone having a little squeeze and being popped towards the ceiling ... great post with fun thoughts ... cheers Hilary
ReplyDeleteSo pleased it amused you Hilary.
DeleteLove it! That made me smile, so thank you!
ReplyDeletePleased to of comedic service! Thanks liz
Deleteyou speak in metaphors. still, i can imagine what's your up to. well done. :)
ReplyDeleteInteresting! Thanks for your thoughts plaridel
DeleteSex and booze ... they go together. Interesting take on the prompt, Keith!
ReplyDeleteToo true! Cheers!
DeleteSo silly, you made me smile :)
ReplyDeleteMission accomplished! Thanks Dawn
DeleteROTFLMAO......The best one yet
ReplyDeleteClick Here to see what Mrs. Dash Says
Wow, praise indeed! Cheers Mrs D.
DeleteLooks like you have found a great home here Keith. As ever your writing conjures up such glorious images in the readers minds, what a great laugh this is.
ReplyDeleteThanks for popping over OE. Come join us one Friday!
DeleteWhat fun! Try milk and honey and save the booze for drinking, I say.
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