Wednesday, August 16, 2017

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Post 1581

Friday Fictioneers




Last night my girlfriend bathed in champagne bath oil. She climbed out all pink and shiny and I  couldn't resist giving her hot little body a squeeze, but she went pop, shot from my arms and hit the ceiling!

I fancy bathing in red wine; a cheeky little Claret with a hint of blackcurrant although it would be more like marinating and I’d probably emerge looking like an enormous beetroot. Perhaps a well-crafted beer would more sensible.

For now, I’ll make do with a squirt of citrus washing-up liquid, and pretend it’s gin and lime!


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Thanks to Rochelle for hosting and providing this week's photograph.

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70 comments:

  1. What immense fun!

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    1. I've written so many deep and dark stories lately that I though it time for a bit of fun! Thanks Neil

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  2. Or coconut milk for a sublime pina colada effect :)

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  3. Soda is as good as champagne, for a bath :)

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  4. An interesting insight into life round at Keith's house! Great fun.

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  5. Dear Keith,

    Perhaps a little more champagne and a little less bath oil would've prevented her from hitting the ceiling. ;) Cute story.

    Cheers and shalom,

    Rochelle

    https://rochellewisoff.com/2017/08/16/18-august-2017/

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    1. I'll bear that in mind Rochelle! Cheers!

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  6. Great fun. Get a patent on this ...... you never know.

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  7. Haha! That was fun. I would advise you to go easy on the citrus liquid.

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  8. She's a slippery customer alright! Very sweetly funny. A great read Keith

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    1. Tell me about it! Glad you enjoyed it Lynn

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  9. Great, fun story ! šŸ™‚

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  10. Nice lighthearted story -- and yeah, maybe *pretending* it's gin is better than really trying any of those other options!

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  11. I'm afraid you squeezed too tight for the situation.

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  12. Fun indeed, Keith! Yeah... I would skip the red wine myself. Bad enough when the teeth get all gross, imagine the body? ;-)

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    1. I think I may follow your advice Dale!

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  13. I'll have what she had. I want to pop through the ceiling and off into space. be the first woman to land on the moon! Well done, Keithxx Rowena

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    1. When you get there give me a wave Rowena!

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  14. Don't bath in Guinness, unless you want a lot of noisy company :)

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  15. "...she went pop, shot from my arms and hit the ceiling!" What a hoot! So cute.

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    1. She wasn't quite as impressed! Thanks Calen

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  16. I think champagne would be great... pop me one more.

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  17. hehe, I'm not sure which I need more, a drink or a shower after that one ;-)

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  18. Put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning.

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    1. .....I said doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take to relieve this belly ache?

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  19. I guess the Claret would make it fun draining the bath :-)

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  20. So much fun! Love this take on the prompt - bubbles ahoy!

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    1. Glad you liked it Bettina - enjoyed yours very much too.

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  21. Delightful little story, fun to read. I remembered Cleopatra bathing in ass's milk to improve her complexion.

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    1. So she did - I'd quite forgotten that. I still prefer claret thought!

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  22. Thats a great take on the prompt, Keith...Those last lines had me laughing!

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    1. Nice ofyou to say so Esha, delighted to have ammused you!

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  23. A fun and enjoyable read - thanks :)

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  24. Hi Keith - yes for now I'll forever someone having a little squeeze and being popped towards the ceiling ... great post with fun thoughts ... cheers Hilary

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  25. Love it! That made me smile, so thank you!

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    1. Pleased to of comedic service! Thanks liz

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  26. you speak in metaphors. still, i can imagine what's your up to. well done. :)

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    1. Interesting! Thanks for your thoughts plaridel

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  27. Sex and booze ... they go together. Interesting take on the prompt, Keith!

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  28. So silly, you made me smile :)

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  29. Looks like you have found a great home here Keith. As ever your writing conjures up such glorious images in the readers minds, what a great laugh this is.

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    1. Thanks for popping over OE. Come join us one Friday!

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  30. What fun! Try milk and honey and save the booze for drinking, I say.

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