Thursday, September 29, 2016

Six Sentence Stories

Posted Thursday September 29




What is that dreadful smell?

I've checked the cupboard, I've sniffed inside the fridge,  I've stuck my head out of the window, I've  shoved the dog in the garden (he’s known as the Fartmaster!) and I've even checked my armpits but I just can’t work out where it’s coming from.

It’s absolutely rank.


I tried flapping a tea tray, I sprayed an aerosol, lighted a perfumed candle, heated up a spicy curry (I love the smell of a vindaloo, don’t you?) chucked the Fartmaster’s basket out the back door, brewed a pot of coffee (Columbian, my favourite) and  even played Natasha Bedingfield’s ‘Smell the Roses’ all to no avail.

Something really honks!


If you are expecting a fragrant end to this tarradiddle, then I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you, and if this disgusting odour has infiltrated your pc/laptop/tablet/phone  I can only apologise on its behalf, whatever it is!


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10 comments:

  1. I didint go with smell or positions because I wanted to be different! Good post. Thanks for joining SSS

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  2. A nasty smell in the house can defy finding and make the day turn sour!

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  3. I will join the ranks of the Commentationers to cite you on the interesting use of the prompt this week!

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  4. It's OK Keith we know it is not you as we tend to get used to our own smells. I expect someone has nailed a kipper under your table!

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  5. Hi Keith - what fun .. and rank smells are so difficult to seek out ... great post though .. cheers Hilary

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  6. Ooh, vindaloo sounds yummy to me. Thanks for the grin!

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  7. Haaaaa. ..we sometimes get a mouse issue in the barn like that...it just takes one!

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  8. Haaaaa. ..we sometimes get a mouse issue in the barn like that...it just takes one!

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  9. Nothing is more unsettling than a really bad odor in the house when you can't identify what it is or where it's coming from. I always fear finding a dead carcass of some critter in a hidden spot!

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