Friday, July 15, 2016

Friday Fictioneers

Posted Friday July 15

A little bit of nonsense before I set off on my camping trip around England and Scotland. Thanks Rochelle for hosting Friday Fictioneers and Sandra for supplying the photo that set me off!






Sheep baa
Birds sing
Bees buzz
Wasps sting

Pigs grunt
Cows moo
Frogs croak
Doves coo

 Ducks quack
Cocks crow
Mice squeak
Winds blow

Branches wave
Streams run
Clouds float
In the sun

Swans glide
Fishes dart
Ponies canter...


Bulls fart!





10 comments:

  1. Thanks for making me smile this morning, Keith! :)

    Susan at
    Travel, Fiction and Photos

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  2. If you were to publish this as a children's book with lots of colourful illustrations I imagine it would be received with lots of giggles (and perhaps a few disapproving looks from parents with no sense of humour)! Fun poem Keith.

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  3. Hi Keith - you forgot Cows poo ......

    Fun poem though .. cheers Hilary

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  4. Hee Hee. So light and "fluffy."

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  5. Aw! It's just a natural bodily function. =D Hope you have a great trip sounds like fun! Hopefully more or less sheep free, from your path and your campsite anyway.

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  6. that's a fun poem, great

    http://obliqview.blogspot.in/2016/07/thecremation-prompt-sandra-crook.html

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  7. Dear Keith,

    Your last line will be a winner with the kiddies.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

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  8. Great new swear!
    Bull Farts!

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  9. Very fun! I'm reminded of how differently many cultures describe animal sounds. Supposedly, cat calls tend to be the most similarly described across various languages.

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  10. Haha. That was fun to read.

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