Posted Thursday April 7
I have 3 obscure words for you today:-
fastuous adj. arrogant; showy.
fabulist n.- recounter of fables; liar
flatulopetic adj.- pretentious, pompous
"Watch out, here comes pompous Tom" said Max. Sure enough, the flatulopetic Thomas Fotherington was heading our way clutching a bottle of bubbly and four flutes. Another lad’s night in the Dog and Duck was about to be hijacked.
Fastuous Thomas is something of a fabulist, so whatever he tells us we take with an oversized pinch of salt!
'My dear friends, greetings' he said as he pulled up a chair and sat himself in our midst. He made a great show of popping the cork from the champers, the sound of which startled a lady at the next table, so much so that she dropped her glass of chateau plonk on the flagstone floor with scene-stealing effect.
To cut a long story short, and believe me it was pretty lengthy, he told us that 'Mater and Pater' (Mum and Dad to you and me) were retiring to their country estate and he was taking over the family business.
It was then that an old school chum of his bounced up to us. Thomas cringed and turned away hoping he hadn't be spotted. "Watch'a Tommy boy" he shouted, thumping Thomas on the back. "I hear your parents are giving up the corner shop. They'll have more time to spend at the caravan now". Thomas huffed and puffed and huffed some more, then excused himself saying he had an important meeting to go to.
The champagne was nice.
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It's probably not a coincidence that flatulopetic is spelled so close to flatulence. :-P And champagne is always a winner and especially necessary when guys like Thomas are around.
ReplyDeleteInterestingly I mentioned something similar yesterday - E day. Effluvium, an old expression for breaking wind!
Deletewhat an effing silly story! Love it! And I am stealing your idea about past post links- very clever! Cheers!
ReplyDeleteLanguage Kathe! You are more than welcome to copy my link
DeleteHilarious! I love this story! I'm doing something similar this month on my blog.
ReplyDeleteHI JEN. Glad you liked it. On my way to your blog.
DeleteI think we all know one or two flatulopetic fabulists who are capable of spinning grand tales like this, until someone blows their cover story. Great context for today's words, Keith - your A-Z stories are great fun (another f-word!) :-)
ReplyDeleteThanks Josie, I'm delighted you are enjoying them.
DeleteI wonder if I will ever hear these words somewhere along the way after the challenge is over :) These certainly have all been unique and the ways you have weaved them into stories is great! Enjoying them all and I'm not being a fabulist.
ReplyDeletebetty
Hehe! So glad you are enjoying them betty.
DeleteI loved the read
ReplyDelete& Thank you I learnt two new words today
Thanks DeeDee
DeleteHi Keith,
ReplyDeleteI have nominated you for the Liebster Award : http://indiandramaqueen.blogspot.com/2016/04/liebster-award-thank-you-upasana.html
You are free to accept or reject it. if you do accept it, let me know too.
DeeDee, that is so kind of you. I certainly will take it up, but not until,A-Z is out of the way! Thank you so much.
DeleteHa ha ha.. the ending was fabulous, fantastic fable about a flamboyant gentleman ;)
ReplyDeleteThoughts...Sushree
I could put it better myself! Thanks Sushree
Deletenow i can understand why some of these words became obscure, you can't pronounce them
ReplyDeleteSo true - real tongue twisters!
DeleteHe he - good story, Keith - and I've learned three new words today. :)
ReplyDeleteSusan A Eames from
Travel, Fiction and Photos
I wonder if you'll remember them tomorrow Susan?
DeleteIt's hard for me to look at flatulopetic and not think of flatulence. Then again, I can be quite immature. Great characterization--you really nailed this guy in just a few paragraphs.
ReplyDeleteTut tut Tamara! You could sat Thomas is a pompous fart I suppose!
DeleteI'm with Tamara here. Flatulopetic = full of hot air! And Thomas would also be known as a gasbag. Coincidence? I think not.
ReplyDeleteI hope Thomas isn't reading this Susan!
DeleteOh we all have a few flatulopetic fabulists around us. But how silly they can be!! Loved this story, Keith :)
ReplyDeleteWe sure do Shilpa! I could name a few.
DeleteFabulous! These words were all new to me. Well done.
ReplyDeleteAwakening Dreams and Conquering Nightmares with a Pen
Happy blogging! And be well.
The best are yet to come Darla! Glad you are liking them
DeleteI tried to say all three words, but am pretty sure I failed. Great story though. =)
ReplyDelete~Ninja Minion Patricia Lynne aka Patricia Josephine~
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All part of the fun Patricia!
DeleteHaha. The way you take these fabulous, impossible to say words, and turn them into great stories, is a real gift.
ReplyDeleteThe observant will notice that I don't do a Vocaroo reading on ones with unpronounceable words!Thanks R (with a difficult to pronounce name!)
DeleteServes him right!
ReplyDeleteIt certainty does Miiam
DeleteNice one :-)
ReplyDeleteThanks Bee
DeleteOkay, I got one out of three - fabulist. Flatulopctrdedsf um what? Fastuous I can get my tongue around.
ReplyDeleteI can think of a few fastuous, flatulopetic, fabulist Thomases around me.
Fun story. :)
Haha! Nice one Nilnnjana
DeleteTake-down supreme!
ReplyDeleteIt certainly was!
DeleteGreat flash fiction with a moral lesson from a fabulist (in the good sense) - only needed the champagne to speak to make it a real fable ;-)
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