As it is I’m drinking tepid skimmed milk and eating a tasteless curled up sandwich whilst watching the eight-o-clock news about someone who was running, tripped, fell in front of a bus and ended up in hospital.
Nurse, a bedpan please!
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Very amusing, KeithReplyDelete
Glad you enjoyed it!Delete
A very amusing read… It leaves me wondering whether you have actually done this?ReplyDelete
Nicely set up. I like stories like this that make me chuckle ...ReplyDelete
Haha. He's the guy in hospital. Poor him!ReplyDelete
Poor him indeed! Thanks Amanda.Delete
It was a funny read, sad for the guy :PReplyDelete
He should have looked where he was going! Thanks Dee DCeeDelete
Brilliantly imagined! Poor fellow. ~shudders~ I try very hard not to end up hospitalized.ReplyDelete
Me too Darla!Delete
Not for him sadly!Delete
LOL's :) Sad, but at least there's another chance of the planned meal and hopefully, no buses will be in sight! Well written... :)ReplyDelete
Yep, better luck next time! Thanks JessieDelete
Any visit to hospital is a good incentive to take better care of yourself.ReplyDelete
We sometimes take 2 minutes for granted yet when you miss your ride, it's everything.ReplyDelete
Oh dear..... :-) nice twist!ReplyDelete
Funny story, Keith. That was a great twist at the end. :D --- SuzanneReplyDelete