My friend Rosey came round yesterday and I mentioned I had a new mouse. She squeaked and leapt onto a chair! I was of course referring to my snazzy new computer mouse, not a rodent.
She recently saw a real mouse in her apartment. The pest control chappy couldn’t come for two days so she booked herself into a hotel. I offered to feed her cats and when I went round, they were sitting atop the wardrobe visibly shaking!
Her computer mouse is shaped like a hot-dog which is odd as she’s a vegetarian.
But then nothing surprises me with Rosey!
*In case you don’t already know, Rosey’s own blog is called Rosey Pinkerton