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A bit of complete and utter and slightly rude nonsense for the Sunday Whirligig where the given words are secret think sour thirsty storm bath gossip poem razors bronze alarming  and speak

I visited my funny friend the other day. I said I was thirsty. He gave me some home made wine. I said it tasted awful. He said it was just sour grapes. I’m careful what I say when I speak to him. I don’t tell him secrets because he’s such a gossip - he’s got a keen sense of rumour. He’s got an alarming sun tan. He said he entered the Tanning Olympics and got a bronze. I told him I was going to bath my dog. He asked me if it was a shampoodle! He said his girlfriend swallowed his razor and gave herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy and him a  circumcision. He wrote a poem. Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't’. I started to tell our friends a joke about a storm the other day. He accused me of stealing his thunder. You have to laugh don't you? – or do you? Perhaps not.

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