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                        Breaking News - Tooth Fairies may strike

UNFAIR, the Union of Fairies today said the Fairy Godmother is planning to cut the number of fairies that are currently deployed in tooth collecting duties.

A spokesfairy for the Tooth Fairies said the proposed cuts will leave hundreds jobless, and the workload of those remaining unreasonably increased.

It claims that the Fairy Godmother’s plan will leave the service operating on a wing and a prayer.

It is also concerned that creating a gap in the tooth market will give the Bad Fairies a chance to fly into this lucrative area and lower the amount that is currently paid to children’s for their used teeth.

UNFAIR is making a series of proposals which if not agreed to will result in a withdrawal of labour. 

The Tooth Fairies have the support of the Fairy Dust Sprinklers who are concerned that a similar plan will shortly be announced for them. 

The Flower Fairies declined to comment although The Daily Flutter understands they are whispering their concerns about the increasing number of workers suffering from hay fever and other pollen related conditions.  
         

An angry fairy at yesterday’s meeting between the Fairy Godmother and union officials

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