He rose at dawn. He dusted, vacuumed, loaded the
washing machine, polished the silver, tidied the drawing room then went to
the garden. He swept, watered and wiped the flower petals. Back inside he ironed the daily paper, polished shoes and collected breakfast. He took them upstairs, opened the bedroom curtains and greeted his Master. He laid out his
clothes, ran his bath then retired to the kitchen to help Constance the Cook prepare
lunch.
Butterworth had worked at Buckhampton Manor most of his life.
A loyal, efficient and thorough worker, but he never felt appreciated. He
was getting old and becoming increasing tired. Soon he would leave,
but his carefully planned and imminent departure would be unannounced.
The following day he rose at dawn. He dusted, vacuumed, loaded the
washing machine, polished the silver, tidied the drawing room then went to
the garden. He swept, watered and wiped the flower petals. Back
inside he ironed the daily paper, polished shoes and collected breakfast.
Then he slipped
something into his Master’s pot of tea.
He took them upstairs, opened the bedroom curtains and greeted
his Master. He didn't need to lay out clothes or run a bath. His master went back to sleep.
Butterworth went to the safe, plundered its contents, packed
the polished silver in his bag, took a case of Bollinger 1984 from the cellar and
a box of finest Cuban cigars from the table. He placed his spoils in the boot
of the Rolls Royce, collected Constance the Cook from the kitchen and off they went together..... never to be seen again.
Tomorrows short story will be The Chase, a scary tale of terror in the woods
Tomorrows short story will be The Chase, a scary tale of terror in the woods
Niiiiice! Loved this! You did a smashing job of setting the stage and telling the tale in very few words.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, this is precisely why I don't have a staff. Well, that and no need...or money.
Me neither! Oh, and I don't have room anyway!
DeleteNicely done. I did not expect that. I love it when I am surprised.
ReplyDeleteBoo! There I surprised you again!
Deletetruly well planned i like the smooth flow of words
ReplyDeleteIt's not my normal style but I thought it worth a try!
DeleteDelightful! I always thought it would be great to have a Butler, I'm having doubts now *grin*
ReplyDeleteI'll do my own butling! Cheaper and more efficient!
DeleteLove your campy story. I forgot, they actually ironed the daily paper. When you read stories about India during the Raj days when there were dozens of servants, some had jobs like sweeping and rearranging gravel paths.
ReplyDeleteThey do indeed still iron papers! Crazy eh?i
DeleteDelightful! But if I were him (or Constance), I would ditch the Rolls A.S.A.P. Could you pass along the message that cars are easy to trace?
ReplyDeleteI'll call him now!
DeleteDidn't see it coming! Good one, Keith! :)
ReplyDeleteNor did I when I started writing the story!
DeleteWhoa! That's one butler to be reckoned with. Love the twist. :)
ReplyDeleteYea, a dark horse!
DeleteCrafty twist - thank you, really enjoy it.
ReplyDeleteRae
Thank you kindly!
DeleteYep. The butler did it. :)
ReplyDeleteThe butler in the kitchen with the rat poison!
DeleteLol..wonderful! Gooo… Butler :)
ReplyDeleteHe's well and truly gone!
DeletePoetic prose, love it! Typical butler dundit. Though I must admit never considering ironing a newspaper before.
ReplyDeleteI do every day - not!
DeleteAhah! The Butler did do it! Cheers and carry on writing!
ReplyDeleteMade me laugh...You've a knack of writing a story which flows!! Looking forward to read more :)
ReplyDeleteAw thanks Shivani. Fun isn't it!
DeleteThank you so so much for your encouraging words. There's lots more to come!
ReplyDeleteNaughty Butterworth! And the cook. And the master thought they were eternally loyal. I'll be back for more stories.
ReplyDeleteYes, wicked devils! Glad you enjoyed it. Loads to come!
DeleteThat was fantastic! I definitely didn't expect Butterworth to take an evil turn, there. Very conniving! *taps fingertips together* (And great writing!)
ReplyDeleteThank you so much.
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