Saturday, February 20, 2010

Danger, low flying pig!

This week our prompt at Sunday Scribblings is When Pigs Fly. I don’t normally do this, but I really can’t resist reprinting a very short piece I wrote on this subject last year! If you saw it then, then please accept my apologies for being lazy! I probably will come up with something original tomorrow!



I think I have a pretty good idea about what will happen in the future. I have to admit that none of my predictions have come true yet, but it’s only a matter of time. The other night my friends laughed when I told them that next week............ well, never mind what it was, you'll find out for yourself  in a few days time. Suffice to say they said it could never ever happen. 


When I left to go home they were all making oink-oink noises and flapping their arms! ‘I’ll show them’ I thought. At three in the morning I was awoken by an emormous crash!

A bump in the night

It gave me a fright

I jumped out of bed

And tuned on the light



Guess what I saw

Just there by the door

A confused looking pig

Prostrate on the floor!


The poor pig had stars spinning around its head and it was looking at me through crossed eyes! I was a little confused I can tell you! At first I thought it was a dream, but I did that pinching myself thing and it hurt, so I guessed I must have been awake. Then I noticed there were bits of my ceiling all over the carpet and an enormous hole above my head!


I looked up to the sky


And realised that I


could prove to my friends


that pigs really fly!



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14 comments:

  1. This one made me laugh! I'm so glad you decided to use it again.

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  2. I'm still waiting to see my first - not long now, I'm sure.

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  3. The lovely think about writing is...we can make pigs do anything we desire. But you have gone one better and have come up with a way to prove you are right! :_) Be well.

    b
    http://torristravels.blogspot.com/2010/02/when-can-opener-goes-missingsunday.html

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  4. Hahaha.Hey before I left Junee a couple of years ago I started stained glass lessons and I had a pink pig with wings cut out before I left....but I flew away without finishing it. So I guess that one didn't fly either :)

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  5. You have really great taste on catch article titles, even when you are not interested in this topic you push to read it

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  6. Genial post and this enter helped me alot in my college assignement. Say thank you you on your information.

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  7. I'll try to do better than Anonymous Thing 1 and 2: very funny.

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  8. You have made me a believer! Love this! LOL.

    Giggles on a Sunday morning when everyone else is still asleep. What could be better?!

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  9. As a recent convert to SS I am glad you posted this one again.

    A great laugh.

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  10. this is cute. and yes, i think pigs are cute too

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  11. Cool Keith... :-)

    ...rob

    reminds me of rated X limmerick I heard last year:
    "There once was a porker named piggy
    who loved to get down and get jiggy..."

    I better stop there, lest I offend.

    On The Edge

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  12. better watch out - chicken little could have been correct. Pigs flying would be fine unless the sky started falling! This was cute Keith!

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  13. Oh that is just too perfect. I'm glad you recycled it.

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