Sunday, February 10, 2008

The phenomenon that is Rosemary Anne Pinkerton


Rosey is beginning to enjoy her minor celebrity status. She received her second proposal of marriage today from a fellow blogger!
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So I thought it was time I told you a little more the phenomenon that is Rosemary Anne Pinkerton.

She bumbled into an unsuspecting world on July the tenth 1980. Her parents, Anne and Rupert Pinkerton, were very proud of Rosey who was to be their only child and the apple of their eyes! A diminutive child with a mop of mousey hair and blue eyes the size of saucers.
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She grew up in the exclusive area of London that is Primrose Hill. She had a privileged upbringing and went to the finest schools money could provide including Roedean on the Sussex coast. Unfortunately she was never particularly academic, and a complete no-hoper at sports, but she stayed the course and emerged with a few basic qualifications and a bunch of likeminded friends.
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University was not for her, so her parents insisted she got a job. The idea was that she would mix with young people from lower down the social scale and therefore have a better grounding in life.
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So they found her a position as a helper at a toddlers play group run at the stately home of her parent’s friend Lady Emilia Jameson! Each day she would welcome the children of the locally wealthy delivered in posh cars by their nannies.
.After a while however, she decided to rebel and shocked her parents by taking a job as a cashier in a local supermarket. Mummy and Daddy decided it would be better if they were to support her financially, than suffer the indignity of having their daughter serve the great unwashed, and so she left.
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Today she helps out where she can in one of her father’s Mercedes dealerships, and enjoys the use of a rather snazzy two seater job in the palest shade of lilac.
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She lives in a beautiful flat overlooking the sea in Eastbourne which she shares with a fluffy ball of white fur and whiskers answering to the name of Pussikins. She’s very green minded and a bit of a vegetarian, but not all of the time! Her favourite charity is a child’s one and she goes to church if she wakes up in time on a Sunday morning.
.Rosey doesn’t have a best friend. She prefers the company and security of a group. Everybody adores her, not just because of her scatty ways, but because she has the most generous and caring nature you will ever come across. She sees no bad in anyone or anything, and that is why we try to protect her from those who might try to take advantage.
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Rosey has never had a proper boyfriend. She’s had a few on-off relationships, but even at 27 she’s not ready to settle down.
/She does have down days, and it’s then she takes solace in the white wine. Not to extremes. It doesn’t take more than a couple of drinks to set her giggling and bring her back to her fun loving self again.
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What will become of her? I don’t know. We don’t know. Even she doesn’t know! One thing’s for sure though. Whoever comes into contact with her will be blessed by her friendship and that is a gift no amount of money can buy.
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There are lots of stories about Rosey here

8 comments:

  1. Keith this is excellent boyo!!! I admire your talents very much.
    Have a great day today xoxo

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  2. SEE????
    I was her twin sister, gave up for adoption!
    I knew it!

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  3. She seems like a wonderful person :) waiting to hear more!!

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  4. I am already imagining the prince charming who would marry her and awaiting the happily ever-after :) Go go Rosey :)

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  5. Well I have to say she has a great bio here Keith. I can't wait to read more of Rosey's adventures thanks for posting this.

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  6. great knowing you, Rosey!!! let's hear more :)

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  7. What a great story We stayed once two nights at a house on that Hill in London by a cousin of my husband. Ashame I didn't see Rosy. What a cute child and she still looks cute. The man must now lining up for her.

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