When my phone rings and I see my friend Rosey’s name on the screen, I
know to hold the devise a couple of inches away from my ear to lessen the pain
of her shrieking greeting! But yesterday it was different. I heard nothing. At
first I assumed she’d pressed a wrong button and cancelled the call; she’s
still not completely got the hang of her fancy new ‘Blackcurrant’ as she calls
it. I pressed it to my ear and I could hear seagulls squawking in the
background so it seemed I was connected. I then heard a sniffing sound and I realised something was wrong. “Rosey” I said “What’s the matter?”
Silence.
”Where are you?” I
asked. “At the beach” she whispered “At Grandma’s beach hut”. I told her to
stay there and wait for me.
When I got there I found the door to the hut open, but there
was no sign of Rosey. The tide was out, and the broad expanse of sand was
alight with an orange glow from the setting sun which was dropping down behind
the cliff at Beachy Head. In the distance I could just make out the silhouette
of Rosey, sitting at the end of a wooden breakwater, staring out to sea. I made
my way over to her, and as I approached she turned to look at me, her face
expressionless, her eyes red and swollen. She said nothing; she climbed down and
started walking slowly in my direction. Then suddenly she rushed at me, flung
her arms around me and started sobbing uncontrollably, her face buried in my
shoulder. I decided to say nothing, ask nothing. After what seemed like ages,
she loosened her grip, straightened herself up and wiped away her tears with
her sleeve. An angry expression spread
across her face. “How could she do this to me?” Rosey spluttered. “Why did she
go without saying goodbye? She could have warned me yesterday”. It was then I realised
that Rosey’s precious Grandma had suddenly and unexpectedly passed away.
Rosey had always been very close to her Grandma. Since a child, they'd always met at the beach hut when Rosey wanted a chat. There, she could
talk to her about the things she couldn’t bring herself to discuss with her parents. She
was her agony aunt, her confidante and her so-called ‘special adviser’. We all knew
Masie. She was ninety one last birthday but you’d never have known it. She came
to the Bicycle Arms now and again for a drink with our group of friends. No
sherry for Masie; a pint of Guinness was her tipple! She used to arrive on her electric
mobility scooter having driven it at breakneck speed swerving between startled pedestrians
on the pavements. She got barred from using it Marks and Spencers a few weeks
back after she got it hooked onto a rail of skirts and proceeded to tow it out
of the shop and through the shopping mall. She had a wicked sense of humour and
loved to embarrass Rosey by telling us little stories about her. Like the time
Rosey said that she was looking forward to growing up so she could say goodbye to
childhood and hello to adultery. Apparently Grandma accidentally farted once
and Rosey said "Grandma your poo’s talking". And then there was the time she
took four year old Rosey to a kitchen and bathroom showroom. Rosey disappeared
and when she found her she was perched on display toilet having a pee!
Last time we saw Masie, just a few days ago, she told us of
the time Rosey asked her if a cemetery was a place where dead people lived.
As we stood watching the ripples swirling around our
feet, we listened to the silence; it seemed to say so much. I knew that when Rosey wanted to talk, she would. In the meantime I decided to leave her to her thoughts. After a while we began to stroll back towards the beach hut. When we got there she gathered up some small pebbles and arranged
them on the table in the shape of a smiley face, then topped it with a few
strands of seaweed for hair. She went over to the cupboard and got out two
glasses and Grandma’s not-so-secret bottle of brandy. She poured a little into
each, then stood them beside the pebbled face. From her bag she pulled out photo of her late
long-gone Grandpa, and placed it between the glasses. For several minutes she
stood, and stared and quietly sobbed.
We left the hut; Rosey turned the key in the lock, kissed
two of her fingers and pressed them against the door. She looked me straight in
the eyes, sniffed very loudly and smiled. “Hey” she said, “We are off to the
races tomorrow; Grandma would hate me to miss it. Only yesterday she gave me
five pounds to put on a horse called.......” She suddenly stopped, her face
dropped and she studied the shingle under her feet. “Fond Farewell it was” she
murmured. “Yes, its name is Fond Farewell. It’s as if she knew”. Then she looked at me and frowned.
“She once asked me if I knew what horse sense was. She said it was the thing
horses had which stopped them betting on people”.
To read more about My Friend Rosey click HERE
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What a lovely story. You did Masie proud. So sad she has gone - there aren't enough Masies.
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Awwwwww! So sorry, Rosey! Pat is right, you know. We don't have enough Mazie's to go around.
ReplyDeleteThank you for writing this. I found it so very moving.
ReplyDeleteWhen there is a loss in any family words are hard to find, but you know that we are all here waiting to hear that things are OK.
Rosie is my favorite blogging acquaintance. Bless her. You are a very lucky man to have her for a friend Keith. We all know that she of all people should never be sad. Darn.
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Omg this was sad and hilarious. Wonderfully written.. had my emotions all over the map! Can't say I won't be putting a few of these funnies in my back pocket for later use!! My condolences to dear Rosie!! She is very lucky to have YOU as a friend Keith!!
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We all need a friend like Rosie, someone to care for and to cheer us up at the same time. She is a delight.
ReplyDeleteKeith, this is very touching. It is obvious Rosie was very close to her grandma and accepted her even with her idiosyncracies. I hope my grandchildren will also accept mine. LOL. It is obvious you are a good friend of Rosie; and I think you are both blessed. Thank you for this story, Keith.
ReplyDeleteMaise reminds me of two of my mum's old aunts. They were right characters too. This was a truly lovely read Keith. Your characters are so vivid and so real. Loved her pint of Guinness, typical of down to earth older women to drink that too. Loved how she caught her her scooter on a skirt rack and pulled them all behind her.
ReplyDeleteAll of this made me smile because it's so typically English. Loved Rosie's comment about can't wait to grow up into adultery. Lovely, lovely read.
Very well done. Thank you for sharing. I like the part where she asked if cemetaries are where dead people live.
ReplyDeleteglad to have Rosie back from her vacation and Keith too. Your short tales always seems to come up with some excellent words of wisdom.
ReplyDeleteThe story is very moving.... enjoyed ur play with words!!!
ReplyDeleteYour attention to detail and imaginative story-line is wonderful, Keith!! Great read!
ReplyDeletea poignant tale... very well written! love it, Keith!
ReplyDeleteThis is such a sweet story. We all need a grandmother like that.
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