For my contribution to his week's Friday Fictioneers I've taken the liberty of changing the spinet in Jan W. Field's picture prompt into an organ!
Thanks for hosting Rochelle.
As the faithful few finish their random rendition of Be Not Afraid, Miss Pargiter sits back after another battle with the ancient wheezing organ.
Thanks for hosting Rochelle.
As the faithful few finish their random rendition of Be Not Afraid, Miss Pargiter sits back after another battle with the ancient wheezing organ.
Standing in his pulpit, the Reverend Caruthers surveys the congregation which braces itself in nervous anticipation.
Then as the veins in his forehead bulge, he explodes, spitting like a venomous snake.
“Fornication, drunkenness” he bellows. “Let not Satan determine your destiny”
Old Bill visibly shrinks. Miss Mazy’s cheeks blush crimson.
After ten minutes of pointing, thumping and ranting, the sermon is over.
Miss Pargiter accompanies the final rousing hymn, Peace, perfect peace, in this dark world of sin.
Amen.
Dear Keith,
ReplyDeleteYou had me squirming in the pew. Cute.
Shalom,
Rochelle
I know the feeling Rochelle!
DeleteI could feel his voice reverberating around the church in a particularly Dickensian way!
ReplyDeleteIt certainly did Annalisa!
DeleteI expect everyone felt better for having attended church. Then back to the wicked wheel of sin again for another week.
ReplyDeleteI admit it is semi-biographical!
DeleteWonderful and descriptive post.
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed it Cascia
DeleteNow what kind of a way is this to endear people to early sunday mornings in a cold building on hard benches....
ReplyDeleteNot a good way at all!
DeleteI felt the brimstone fumes over the stunned congregation settling in that final hymn... It's great to have an organ for relief...
ReplyDeleteIt is indeed brudberg!
DeleteI wonder between Old Bill and Miss Mazy who did what...I like the tone of your story, slightly over the top with a touch of humor.
ReplyDeleteI'm wondering too Lore Thanks for commenting.
DeleteLovely!
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked it1
DeleteWhew, that was quite the sermon! You painted the scene brilliantly - I can picture him up the front with his congregation sitting stunned/embarrassed/ashamed in the pews.
ReplyDeleteThanks Alistair
DeleteWhy do people do this to themselves? Do they know what the reverend does when no one looks? Great story, makes me squirm.
ReplyDeleteI could tell you story or two about him!
Deletethe reverend made me feel uneasy and i wasn't even there. well done.
ReplyDeleteMe too, and I invented him!
DeletePoor Old Billy
ReplyDeleteHe'll soon recover!
DeleteIt sounds like a scary sermon! Had me squirming in my seat. Well done.
ReplyDeleteMe too Amy!
DeleteSounds like a good old-fashioned sermon. The kids in the congregation probably enjoyed it. At least it kept all awake. Well done, Keith. :D --- Suzanne
ReplyDeleteThanks Suzanne
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