Take a few words and arrange the letters in a different order. It’s surprising what comes out!
Eleven plus two - twelve plus one
Dormitory -dirty room
Presbyterian -best in prayer
Astronomer - moon starer
Desperation - a rope ends it
The eyes - they see
Gauteng - get a gun
The morse code - here come dots
Slot machines - cash lost in me
Animosity - is no amity
Election results - lies, let’s recount
Snooze alarms - alas, no more z’s
A decimal point - I’m a dot in place
The earthquakes - that queer shake
Mother in law - woman Hitler
And finally -
George Bush - he bugs Gore!
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I enjoyed these very very funny sir. :)
ReplyDeleteUsed to do this with my students' names. Only one I remember is a beautiful ballerina type, Sharyn Moore,
ReplyDeletewho came out as Harmony Rose--or Harmony Eros, take your pick. For myself I had to resort to added punctuation. Thus Kerry Michael Wood became "'Old rake!' I cry. 'Who? ME?'"
Great post Keith.
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing and stopping in at my blog.
Waving at you from New York,
Frances
Yes! I've seen these before...they're great!
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